Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All the doctor said was why
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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