Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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