hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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