After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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