Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
