I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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