real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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