Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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