do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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