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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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