How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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