Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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