There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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