why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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