after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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