READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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