tell your sister to shave her snatch
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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