We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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