I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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