So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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