so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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