I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
