ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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