There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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