Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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