im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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