My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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