I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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