I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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