there was a trapeze. enough said
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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