I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's blow job season.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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