we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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