My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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