pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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