This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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