Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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