): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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