I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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