yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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