Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i dont even know how to be here
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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