And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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