i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
