he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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