She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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