It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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