You can't motorboat a personality
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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