Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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