quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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