I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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