you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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